Beat That SHIT

30..thats the fkkin number to beat..its not my personal best at shots, score or whatever the fkk you think it is.. its the age people.. I had a good bday night in a long time ...primarily always celebrating my bday away from home for the last 10 odd years..

I'll stop yapping and let my gifts speak.. my friends gave me 30 cool gifts.. none that I can use.. but sure can keep..

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Things on the List..

• A Sponge Bob Boxer.. Ek kaam kar.. hathaat gehoon laamb kar
• A pistol with plastic pellets and a laser pointer .. for khud-khushee.. self satisfaction
• A DVD of GolMaal the original.. Ram Prasad Dashrat Prasad Sharma
• A Kamasutra Urge Deodrant..a story behind it
• A toilet seat ash tray.. Latrine.. ghar ki murgi daal barabar.. only to go with my toilet fixation
• A blackberry sleeve.. with my favourite line of all times.. Kya Hua Beta
• A packet of Burborn .. my favourite munchie
• Jack and Coke.. my favourite friends
• A packet of Odomos mosquito repellant cream.. for the time when i was struck by dengue
• A map of bangkok ... Ping Pong Shows and Thai Massage for the embarrasing moments we had there
• A teachers Flask for my urge to drink
• A Gadha.. from jaane Bhi do Yaaro Fame
• A Hair band for my current state of hair
• A pack of Bidis .. old school
• A collapsable comb.. because i dont have one.. true Anil Kapoor style
• A Toilet / Drain Pump.. for the shit i talk
• A Pipe.. new school
• A pack of hair removal cream... I have a trimmer though
• A Mcdonalds Soft Serve squeaky toy..
• A Mcdonalds Burger squeaky toy
• A Burger King Fries Sueaky toy
• A copy of Oxford comics  Billu .. in Hindi
• A bday Cap
• A coffee mug
• A bottle of Viagra.. they think i need it now..
• A Matrimonial Ad of a cross dresser
• A pack of Whisper.. they were looking for adult diapers but that was too expensive
• A quarter of OLD MONK
• A bottle of Black Label