Shit just hit the Ceiling

By now all know how much I love the Deol Family and their movies...here is an ode to the family.. Balltalks style.

me: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

       balwant rai ke kuttte

anish: then? may 12th at 12-12:30am?

           toh thursday fri dono din chutti?  ghanta

me: bahut acha kaam kar rahe ho inspector.. bahut acha kaam kar rahe ho..

       medal milenge tumhe

       u bastard

       garreebon ke haath mein hathkadi daal ke bade khush ho rahe ho

anish: 13th may 3:35 is the flight

me: yahin par kanooon chalta hai tumhara

anish: which means 13th may 12:30am check in hua na

me: yehi hai tumhari vardi ki takat

anish: and check in likha hai 12th may 12am! B*******d ek din pehle hilenge kya airport pe?

          chutiya HR

me: jaakar us balwant rai ko pakdo.. u bastard.. jiske tukdon pe tum pal rahe ho.. jisne mere bhai          ko kidnapp kar rakha hai..

      jao thodi himmat wahan dikhao

      aisa maaroonga inspector ki tumhe apne paida hone par afsos hoga

anish: tujhe toh waise bhi afsos hai tere paida hone pe

me: mujhe chod inspector.. mere jeene ki bus ek hi wajah hai.. balwant rai ki maut..

       aur mujhe woh paane se tum bhi nahi rok sakte

       apni vardi to bech di hai tumne

anish: biwi ko bhi bech de

me: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |||||||||||||||||||

     showing my stretched palm

anish: now slap your wife's ass with it

me:  claps  laughs  tum jaante nahi ho inspector.. mere papa aur mera bhai aur meri boy  builder bhen aa rahe hai.. tumhari is jail ko tod kar tumhare land se jhaado maar ke hum chale jaayenge ..tum balwant rai ka l***a chooste rehna laughs again  goes hysterical now

inspector is scared and pissing in his pants

anish: inspector shoves builder brothers head into builder papas ass like in hancock

 then inspector rapes builder sister like raj babbar does Chyna

 me:  inspector falls for the trick.. he fkked up all the imaginary characters and is dead tired now.. he left sunny alone.. and now he will die sunny laughs like he just realized he was amitabhs son and had more money and a better career

anish: then sunny realizes he has bobby or a brother and esha for half brother

 sunny kills himself and dies for a brother

 me:  inspector wakes up from his dream.. he is strapped with Balwant Rai's asshole to his face..balwant rai has raj babbar's left man boob in his mouth..Sunny.. father.. brother.. chyna are all laughing..Balwant Rai Farts

anish: little do they know they are in a dream within a dream..so they wake up and realize that Chyna is sucking sunny's boobs, while dharam's head is pushed into Bobby's hair and bobby is sucking on chyna's cock..inspector, balwant rai and raj babbar sit with smiles on their faces and sip on scotch

me:  suddenly there is a power failure and the graphic presentation created by ajgar jugraal comes to an abrupt end..the trance is over.. the electronic sedation goes for a toss and all are back to normal.. Raj, Balwant and Inspector all realize they are sitting on a merry go round with their bals tied to the ride..Sunny is the operator.. and papa has tied a small stick to the central rotor that hits the balls upon one successful rotation.. Chyna and bobby are waiting with water baloons that have the deol sperm bank in them at every corner..Raj just dropped his raping keychain.. his totem.. which means its real.. the inception is over..

anish: out of nowehere blawant rais kutte come to save the day...Sunny is scared of dogs and dharam is too slow..Bobby cant fight dogs cos his hair might get spoilt..chyna is scared of dogs and runs for her life as she had a bad experience with HHH

balwant rai ke kutte triumph once more

p.s. its ajgar jurrat!

me:  papa goes into flashback and remembers he smacked Gabbars ass out of town along with his kutte..he gets into a fit of rage and takes the kutte to mummy malinis place and gets her to entertain them with her saggy boob dance..in the mean while.. bobby throws in some jelly and some electric wires..chyna flashes and electrocutes the fkk out of the inspector, balwant and raj on the merry go round.. mummy saves the day.. and sunny was humping dimple in the operator booth of the merry go round..

anish: suddenly babu moshai comes and saves dimple from sunny..he then goes into slow mode and fights chyna..though an intense battle, babu moshai wins..he turns his attention to bobby who is scared already..he sets bobby's hair on fire..he then has a threesome with malini and dimple while all the deols are made to watch..balwant rai, inspector and raj babbar laugh..unfortunately after the threesome babu moshai dies because of lymphocircoma

me: unfortunatley babu moshai (now referred to as kaka) did all of this while he was masturbating thinking of deepika padukone.. so shit didnt go down well.. however..twinkle came there with her cock eyed vision.. as soon as she entered she got a booty call from papa.. she goes for a bang as akshay hangs to the ceiling for a top view of dimple's galli using his parkour techniques.. he doesnt act till u take his thumbs up...bobby catches kaka jacking off and calls on sunny.. they record a video and send it to the mms market place..kaka becomes the highest viewed video after obamas speeech on osama's death..Chyna bitch slaps twinkle after papa is done with her.. akshay cracks a joke.. makes a paratha and leaves the scene.. Balwant rai, Raj and Inspector are made to see the dance Mummy malini did for the kutte.. they are now crying

anish: ok i give up