As a kid..(and even now) I have more than one problems to either deal with or to ignore.. most of these are to with my eating habits..for those who know me already must think I definitely dont have a problem eating anything..fact of the matter is..I have been trying to keep up my bodies expectations of being fed.. Milk is something that all of us as kids have grown up with and is synonymous with school..atleast for me.. it used to be one of the reasons for faking a stomach ache and avoid going to school. Every morning i had to wake up to a glass of milk that i had to finish because my mom thought i needed it to concentrate on what the teachers were saying in school. If she knew that i could not concentrate even with the milk she would be heart-broken. I guess she realized from my report card every summer too, but that could have been subtle and can be attributed to other reasons too. Fkk that shit..I have been told I was a very fussy infant and disliked practically everything that people would like eating. For instance mangoes and milk. Big shit. I didnt like yellow and white and i still fkking dont..if thats the way i wanna see it..But i had a flair for eating things and fast at that..Around the early 80's when I was a kid, my dad used to bring home 5kg cans of Parle G biscuits. These were sold out by the wholesalers when they couldnt sell them off for being chipped off, or were sold off by the company themselves. I had a real thing for these biscuits and could wrap up a can a week apparently. Not that Im complaining. What Im fkking complaining about is the milk that i had to dip them into when i grew a little older..I can seriously take tea, milkshakes, icre-cream, curd and any other form of that shit core product MILK..not that i started hating it after i saw the gay movie..but yeah .. just letting you know.. Curd is another thing I frequently bounced on and off.. fkker must be feeling used up like a pogo stick..I started taking curd with a whole lot of salt and red chilli flakes..then moved to sugar.. then the plain shit itself.. then went completely off it.. ( i guess it was moreso from the fact that I had seen my mom use curd as a dandruff cure for my sis.. it grossed me out seeing it and then eating that same shit).. If milk wasnt fkking enough there are milk products..not the dairy derivatives but the shit that people can use on their bodies.. shampoos, soap, body lotions, creams and fkk knows what else.. these things might be good for you as they show in the adverts.. or so you'd like to believe..like fkking 1/4 of milk in the soap with make more lather out of it.. like seriously what happened to ads where soap was supposed to make so much lather you couldnt see the chic in the bath tub...these fkkin products stick to your body and make you feel creamy.. allright its fine if you want someone to feel your creamy skin..but why the fkk would you want to feel creamy when you touch yourself..the milk based soaps are so bloody annoying.. they just wont get off your body in the shower..im a traditional guy who likes to get the soap off completely in the shower and not come out with soap bubbles emerging from your arm pits.. i like to dry myself clean before i step out of the shower.. and these milk soaps dont allow me to do that.. i hate you milk.. why cant we eat all the cows and bulls and leave no room for milk.. A similar kind of shit is doled out when you see any Paint adverts. Bastards talk about random technology Flexi Stretchable Emulsion, Low Lead, Heat Guard, Cross Polymer and a whole bag of donkey shit that they pour on your screen.. how the fkk is a paint supposed to have cross polymers..the way they show it on tv..like a fkkin maze that catches the stains and removes it with one swab of a wet cloth..motha fkkin shit.. its not a shirt that has 2 ply cotton..why the fkk would someone even advertise paint.. i dont need it bloody hell.. have you ever checked with the local contractor who paints like hes a kid who has to paint the fence and then go play.. bugger will make random strokes vertical and horizontal and then lets see your cross linking polymeric shit work its wonders..i always got it bad as a kid for making a fkked up mark on a newly painted wall.. and i cant accept the fact that a paint can do shit i could never do.. Some thing i also came to terms with the advent of cable tv (yeah yeah yeah i was born without cable tv..it came around the time when i was 12 or more) was the fact that most of the shit in movies happened in america.. like saving the world...Armageddon..saving the world..end of the world type of shit.. some thing i think we indians are very capable of too.. but we were always shown sitting like fkkin fools outside the Taj Mahal..and i dont like what im seeing..21st of may was rumored to be the end of the world as we know it.. it turns out to be a usual saturday when people are drinking their assess off like there was no tomorrow.. and then .. and then it starts to thunder and rain.. the drunkards are now out on the deserted streets dancing their drunk assess off and someone makes a remark.. "oohh seems like it really is the end of the world".. i take a minute to run through all the movies ive seen tap that shit.. and i was looking in the sky for a minute to see a change in color of the skies or a weird sound around.. or an earthquake around the corner and considering all the possible ways the world ended in these movies i had seen.. i confirmed to myself that its not happening.. atleast not tonight.. come to think of it.. why does all the shit in the world have to stem in the USA.. be it movies or real life.. saving the world USA. attacking the afghans. USA. .. Kill Sadda.. USA.. Kill Osama.. USA.. bhenchod what will the other countries do.. I think i have a lot to deal with and a lot of problems for a normal guy turning 30... Till then..For a world where milk powder could be used as paint..
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