Thou shall always talk shit

Keeping up with the tradition of once in a while posting a chat conversation that made no sense then, but will some years later. Here is another one..unfortunately there is no victim in this one..well if you think Bobby is the victim of fun..the fun has just begun..

So shit happened so that I saw someone with teeth that looked charred and the last time i saw something like this was in Soldier the movie..I shared the link with Anish because he hadnt seen this before..and what follows is a bag load of shit..have fun

• anish: ok i have some questions abt the soldier scene why was the gang on skates?
• aryaditya: they were cool like that.. and jojo was the next generation of the gang like the younger triads
• anish: ok fair enough
• skates pe aaye toh aaye, why did they have to jump on tables and spoil everyones meal?
• aryaditya: because they are goons.. moreover it is a spectator sport and they need audience..even if they came in normally and fought they would end up messing up peoples food..and in the process their colthes..so they came they removed the food from the table got peoples attention and their asses kicked
• anish: just by tapping the knife on the table, how was bobby deol able to cut right through the at elast 2 inch thick table? Also, how did he get around the wrist while doing that?
•  aryaditya: its about the precision of a ninja. a ninja always times his strikes.. there is a defence mechanism in shaolin which is called iron shirt.. which is used to defend against this.. ninjas can propell darts and kill a person after having scaled a wall.. bobby has been trained in all of this.. ninjas are known to conserve their energy and strike when the object is the weakest.. bobby did that by penetrating the table where the wood has a split and this is figured with his concentration penetrating the cloth.. also he hit the wrist where the bone and veins have the biggest gap. its a science..he proved this again in Bichhoo and Chamko..u havent seen his movies i believe
• anish: no i havent . I understand Jojo was wearing skates but how was he bouncing back from solid objects after Bobby hit him, to go right back to Bobby?
• aryaditya: i was hoping you would ask this

• aryaditya: The secret lies in the start of the movie..Bobby's dad gets killed and his mom Rakhee goes into a trance (similar to karan arjun).. boby goes to japan to train as a ninja (not shown in the movie) and when he comes back the murderer has left the country.. unfortunately he went to an erathquake prone country and all furniture and walls are made of flexi board to avoid damage to human life at the occurance of an earthquake.. This flexi board coupled with the force and timing that boby struck with.. JoJo had no option but to keep coming back for more

•  anish: sounds plausibl. Why is Bobby Deol so fucking ugly? Has no one ever told him his hair resemble pubes??
•  aryaditya: Its a sad story..Dharmendra wasnt expecting bobby, instead he was hoping esha would get born then..but shit happens..so he was the neglected son and didnt get any money for grooming. which is why we dont see any bobby before barsat (that was his debut movie)..at any movie premiers or interviews or parties.. Bobby had to get everything done by himself and picked up whatever he could from the magazines and tv he could get his hands on.. at one point in time sunny lost his charm and dharam wasnt making any money so they thought of making use of the son they never wanted..gave him a movie and thought they would make money and laugh at the guy and his hair.. unfortunately bobby clicked and sunny sucked...sunny went to the gym again and made a comeback with action movies like ziddi.. bobby was doomed.. but thats how life is.. Dharam is now confused and treats esha like the son he had planned when she was born.. (her debut movie she looked like dharam in skirts..she debuted with Sanjay Kapoor.. Soch.. intelligent movie)

 Till then...

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